-- “ride me”

three parts reminder and one part porn - thats the new “ride me” shirt.
people have gotten so caught up in their cars as status symbols that the thought of reducing yourself to child-like status by riding a bicycle is just bizarre. this shirt serves as a simple reminder to you, from your bike, “hey i'm here, lets go for a spin.” the one part porn come from the fact that our culture has let its mind fall into the gutter, for the most part. everyone still giggles when they hear or read the number 69. in comedy, dick and fart jokes still reign supreme. people will undoubtedly read “ride me” and think of sex. that's okay though, we love you all. now go ride your bikes!

 

--special! order any other shirt and get the 'classic' for only $10.00!!!

note: you must order another shirt to get the special or your order will be refunded. thanks.